always happen…True or False?
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
The husband, trying to embarass the wife, puts “PENIS” as password.
The next minute, the wife fell to the ground laughing. The screen error was: “Error. Not long enough”.
A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the guy behind the counter, ”I’d like a gallon of chocolate ice cream.”
The counter man says, “I know that this may sound strange, but we don’t have any chocolate ice cream. We ran out and the delivery truck hasn’t arrived yet.”
She says, “In that case, I’ll have half a gallon of chocolate ice cream.”
